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The Strange and Terrible Tale of Spider Jerusalem
Outlaw Journalist of the Future
Created on 2005-03-18 17:02:10 (#6492049), last updated 2006-01-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Spider Jerusalem |
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| Location: | The Mountain, United States |
Bio My name's Spider Jerusalem. I am the most beloved man in this City. I am a journalist. I write a column for a newspaper called THE WORD entitled I HATE IT HERE. Because I do. I hate it and I hate you. And you love me for it. That's the way it works. And if you argue with the way it works, I'll kick off the top of your head and shit on your living brain. And you will love me for it.
Thank God for me.
"Profanity + Anger + Revolution + Cynicism + Drugs + Cigarettes + Truth + Justice - Fair = Spider Jerusalem."
~Darren Aronofsky
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Sages of ChaosContains Love WILL GIVE YOU FUCKING CANCER.
A note: EVERYONE in this colorbar has since left Sages, because it sucks hard. KALI KILLED A WHOLE COLORBAR.
((Cranked this thing out for the purposes of jerking around on![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
sages_of_chaos
A NOTE: Warren Ellis owns Spider, and DC/Vertigo published him. He is not mine, and I am not him.))
Thank God for me.
"Profanity + Anger + Revolution + Cynicism + Drugs + Cigarettes + Truth + Justice - Fair = Spider Jerusalem."
~Darren Aronofsky
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Sages of Chaos
A note: EVERYONE in this colorbar has since left Sages, because it sucks hard. KALI KILLED A WHOLE COLORBAR.
((Cranked this thing out for the purposes of jerking around on
sages_of_chaosdear_multiverse, and the like. This Spider is (probably) end-of-the-series, trying-to-relax-on-the-mountain "leave-me-the-fuck-alone,-you-dogfuckers" Spider, who just happened to be stuck out of Story, and in this big timeless nexus of whatthehellever. I think I'll also use it to xpost all of my rants in which I seem to be channeling Spider. We'll see what comes of it.A NOTE: Warren Ellis owns Spider, and DC/Vertigo published him. He is not mine, and I am not him.))
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*journalism!*, alcohol, angels 8 riot, bastard farms, being a bastard, channon yarrow, dante street massacre, drugs, farsight, feeds, filthy assistants, fred christ, free press, free steve chung, gardening, gary callahan, i hate it here, illegal bowel disruptors, infopollen, journalism, justice, magical truthsaying bastard spidey, maker drugs, mitch royce, outlaw journalism, politics, really good drugs, republican party reservation compound, reservations, sex puppets, spider jerusalem, spkf, tattoos, the beast, the city, the hole, the new scum, the smiler, the word, transients, transmetropolitan, truth, two-headed cats, violence, vita severn, warren ellis, yelena rossini
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